God Didn't Make No Fool!

I know this is going to be hard to believe, but God spoke to me last night in a dream. Now I am not protesting or claiming to be a prophet or anything like that, but we had a pleasant conversation that went a little something like this:

Matt: Sup God.
God: Not much Matt, sup with you?
Matt: Nothing really. Just having a pretty sweet dream where I have sex with two girls.
God: That one again?
Matt: Yeah, I shoulda figured you would know.
God: Shoulda, woulda , coulda don’t count for anything. Besides don’t you think it is time to get a real girlfriend?
Matt: I know, but I just don’t have time. Remember I didn’t pass the bar. (cough cough)
God: There was a point to that, but I can’t tell you what just yet.
Matt: Always a point… So if this isn’t about the bar God, why the interruption? Because at this point the two girls have probably left and I won’t be able to get back to that point in the dream.
God: Of course there is. I have an important task for you.
Matt: For me?!? Please, go on…
God: Well as you know, UT isn’t having a great football year. I am a little depressed with the way the Volunteers have played.
Matt: Join the club, but at least we got rid of Randy Sanders.
God: About time Phil did something right. I have been sending him signs for years to dump him.
Matt: Please, can we focus you have something for me to do.
God: Oh sorry.
Matt: Not a big deal, you are God remember.
God: NO, I FORGOT!
Matt: I am surprised by the sarcastic humor…
God: Look at the world, why are you shocked by it? Anyways, back on point. I have some bad news, the Vols may loss to Vandy this weekend?
Matt: Really! Why? I am going to the game! That sucks…
God: I know, but there is some good news.
Matt: What you just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico?
God: (un-amused stare) That was funny the first time Chad Johnson said it. And believe me Matt, I know Chad Johnson and you sir are no Chad Johnson.
Matt: Okay, sorry God.
God: Okay, you mission is to go out and buy an orange pair of low cut Chuck Taylor’s to wear to the game. Only then will the Vols have enough strength and spirit to win on Saturday.
Matt: You’re kidding right?
God: Nope serious as a heart attack. And if you don’t get those shoes, you may have one before the age of 30.
Matt: Got it, okay, so where do I go to get them.
God: I can’t tell you, but if you care about UT you will find a pair.

Then the dream was over, I awoke. So now I am on a mission, a Holy Crusade if you will to find a pair of men’s size 11 ½ orange low cut Chuck Taylor’s for Saturday. I need help, so if anyone can direct me where to find a pair, please e-mail me.

UPDATE: At 4:50 PM I went to the Mall of Georgia to look for the shoes. I went to DSW, FootLocker, and Hot Topic searching for the shoes. None had them. However, Hot Topic told me to try a store called Journey. So I headed down the mall to Journey. Inside the store, the sales associate told me that they had one pair of Orange All-Stars. They are the high tops, and were 50% off. So I got them and now UT will hopefully win.